i'm sure you've all been waiting for this long overdue update.
lets see... oh saturday i went to the galleria and hung out with tony. that was fun. i have his cap at home and it smells like axe. and we traded bracelets so now he has my green putt-putt bracelet and i have his rubberbands. well, we'll just say that i liked saturday and i look forward to next time i see tony.
"did you know english is english for english?"
i think brian is finally going through puberty. yay! its time for him to grow
gosh i had the most confusingest conversation today: AzN AnGeL0925: hey AzN AnGeL0925: do u like alvin? gnoTeinahpetS: alvin AzN AnGeL0925: or do u think he's stupid? gnoTeinahpetS: gosh he's so old gnoTeinahpetS: he's pretty dumb for a college freshman AzN AnGeL0925: would u rather date me or alvin? AzN AnGeL0925: seriously gnoTeinahpetS: you gnoTeinahpetS: duh gnoTeinahpetS: but idk gnoTeinahpetS: i dont want people to think i'm lesbian gnoTeinahpetS: but if you were a boy i would rather date you AzN AnGeL0925: hahahahahaha AzN AnGeL0925: awesome! AzN AnGeL0925: i hate u!!!! AzN AnGeL0925: u terrible person gnoTeinahpetS: what? gnoTeinahpetS: i didnt say i would date alvin AzN AnGeL0925: im alvin AzN AnGeL0925: u moron AzN AnGeL0925: im gonna kill u gnoTeinahpetS: oh my gosh gnoTeinahpetS: i'm so sorry alvin AzN AnGeL0925: im gonna get ernest to sit on ur face AzN AnGeL0925: yeah right AzN AnGeL0925: im crying right now gnoTeinahpetS: really gnoTeinahpetS: i really am gnoTeinahpetS: uhhh gnoTeinahpetS: i really like you alvin
man i can't think of anything to put on here. gosh dang it i always think of masses of things to put on my xanga but i never remember them. mannn
i need a new song. someone pick one out for me.
dude yesterday i forgot my violin so i was gonna use tommy's, but i got my lefts and rights mixed up so i didn't find it so i ended up using some random violin and it had hair everywhere it was disgusting. i didnt' have any time to go get a different one so i played with the hairy violin. i didn't like it.
me jaime ryan and blake? owned the court yesterday in volleyball. it was 4 of us against like 9 or 10 others. we totally schooled them. it was awesome.
well i gotta go now and i'll fix up this entry later.
and now like i said i'm gonna fix up my entry. lets see....
oh oh justin dantic came up to me and was like.. i shaved my armpits! and he took off his shirt and i saw this big ole nasty birthmark on his chest i thought he had a third nipple haha
ryan cahill dropped the biology textbook on his balls. that was pretty funny
me and tobin are so good, we were talking to each other on our cell phones in speech. and me and paige played volleyball with someone's peanut, and we ended up breaking it. whoops but it was an ugly peanut i'm sure they didn't care
haha this kid was talking to my friend and he goes.. god damn you mother fucker! and he dropped his pants and everything. man what a sight.
my birthday is coming up in like 3 and a half weeks. november 8 you better keep that in mind you guys. cause i'll finally be 14.
dude today shereen was squeezing her water bottle and it just happened to land on my crotch. so i looked like i pissed in my pants. but luckily i had my gym stuff with me cause today was gym. so i changed. lucky me. i dont know what i'd do if i had to walk around with a big ole wet spot on my crotch.
and now i leave you with a story of mad cow disease:
Mad Cow Disease
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad
Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause
of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the
relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day,
but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
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